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Merlot
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 Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 2:02:43 PM
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| Oh I saw it in between hair drying - quite funny, am now convinced Raef's hair is from another world. He was very generous to the other "competitors", and I think he wants Lee (he he he) to win as they shared a room apparently. The Badger was her usual "forthright" self - she also managed to get in a plug for her website offering all the competitors a free "sales" course. It's not enough unfortunately, they need brain transplants as well. |
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Pixie
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 2:05:33 PM
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| brain transplants together with personality implants and have the bypass of their sense of humours bypassed - if you see what I mean |
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Merlot
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 2:09:26 PM
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| I think the interviews tonight will be squirmtastic. Can't wait. |
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Pixie
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 2:12:14 PM
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| I can see it now. Well I AM the super best sales person you will ever want to meet or likely to even meet in the flesh. I AM dynamic and thrilling. I AM really creative. Oh I can't wait. My name is Candy fly me - So Benny Hill |
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Merlot
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 2:29:27 PM
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I can speak with Prince or Pauper - not very patronising Raef, really it isn't.
I inspirrrrre devotion - Dafydd (sorry Kevin) - a close second to "a bloke out there said my carrrrrrrrrbonarrrrrrra was the best he'd everrrrrr tasted (if Carling made carrrrbonarrrra, they'd be nothing like his).
Wonder what Lucinda will be wearing tonight. Maybe a mini-crinolene, pixie boots, an umbrella and a bowler hat set at a jaunty angle. Oh and of course, a scarf. Personally, I'd take a whippet just to be on the safe side.
Helene will just keep repeating "I'm in corporate management, I'm in corporate management.......
Lee will just get louder and louder, try and throw in a couple of jokes and then ask the interviewer if he fancies going 5 rounds with him - know what I mean 'Arry.
Alex - he won't make it to the interview as he'll still be in front of the mirror practising his mean and moody pout and readjusting his hair - complete with Great Coat naturellement.
Claire - I think she will have had her volume control adjusted to No 6 so that she doesn't break Nick's glasses.
Lambs to the slaughter. |
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Kash
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 2:36:31 PM
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Ha ha so right Merlot! Can't wait!
~~~~~~~~~Helene to get fired tonight~~~~~~~~~~~ |
      
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Merlot
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 2:41:43 PM
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| Think you're right Kash, she's way overdue to get the big e. I think it would make good telly if they actually fired them from a cannon, you know like the human canonballs type of thing. |
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Pixie
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 10:47:20 PM
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Cringe........My toes are so curled up I'm never going to get my yard boots on in the morning and they're very big.
There is not one of them I would employ. Actually I tell a lie..... jobs I would offer would be sweeping the parcark but no parking the cars, making the tea from a written list but not in charge or ordering the supplies, changing the loo rolls but only under strict supervision and perhaps changing the clocks twice a year - mind you thats a bit much responsibility.
I don't like any of them. |
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Pixie
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 10:48:25 PM
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| Oh and Lucinda wasn't right for the job but Alex you are a sneeky grass. It aint bigger and it certainly aint clever. You are supposed to get their on your own merits not by treading on someone's head who is already drowing. You vile snitch. |
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Silvern_Scepris
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 10:50:48 PM
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Lol Pixie, I thought Alex was being very sneeky too |
  
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Pixie
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 11:01:08 PM
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| please sir she doesn't even want the job nor need it and she's got better hair than me an' why is she here. I'm only 24 I can't even wipe my own nose yet let alone my arse. Oh do one stupid boy |
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Pixie
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Totalrookie
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Posted - 05 Jun 2008 : 12:49:03 AM
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Pixie you're making me laugh too. You are spot on with your Alex observations - if that whiny, preening, little tout wins......well I shan't be responsible for my actions. Lee, I fear is perilously out of his depth.
Helene - well Sralan obviously is a major shareholder in this global corporation of hers, and knows something we don't. Did anyone notice how many times she said b*lls in her interviews? She's obsessed with them. Cos she doesn't have any.
Claire really just is, and always will be an 18-30 rep. I can just see her poolside with that whole balloon down the keks routine.
I was disappointed Lucinda was fired - at least she was vaguely interesting, and I shall miss those berets.
And surely by this stage, one people carrier would do them?
Sunday night should be a laugh - Sralan giving his individual reasons for firing each one. Surely there couldn't be individual reasons - weren't they all fired for being ar*seholes? |
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Merlot
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Posted - 05 Jun 2008 : 09:56:23 AM
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Oh I had to record it as I was out last night (me and a pizza went to a mates house - the pizza drove so I didn't mind). I am horrified to hear that Lucinda has gone - it's so unfair (said in a Kevin the Teenager voice please). She was the only comedy value left since Raef The Impaler got his marching orders. Oh masseeeeef disappointment, I'm gutted. I was having great visions of what her final outfit was gonna be. How very very very dare S'ralan. Still, I will watch it tonight to see what happened.
Think I might have to go off and have a mini-sulk for Lucinda. |
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Pixie
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Posted - 05 Jun 2008 : 11:00:08 AM
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| Oh the intereviews were funny - just very toe curling. My toes have only just straightened out. You will enjoy it Merlot I feel sure. |
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Kirsty5278
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Posted - 05 Jun 2008 : 11:06:02 AM
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| trrying not to spoil it for merlot but I can't believe sralan said they were all really good candidates!! he must have some right numpties working him now if he thinks they're good!! maybe he was just being poilite!? No, he wouldn' would he??? |
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Pixie
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Posted - 05 Jun 2008 : 11:12:27 AM
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| I didn't get it either....... I lost respect for Mags and Nick last night. Nick was sticking up for Alex Worth Nothing Spoon and Mags didn't say a thing. Mind you perhaps she didn't say anything because she is wise and knew that none of them were good enough. |
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Totalrookie
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Posted - 05 Jun 2008 : 6:21:14 PM
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| Alex Worth Nothing Spoon??!! Excellent. Love that! |
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Moosie
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Posted - 05 Jun 2008 : 8:11:15 PM
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anyone know what happened to last years winning apprentice (cant even remember who is was now, just that that Katie thing got it and turned it down). wonder if last years winner is still on this planet???? |
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Pixie
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Posted - 05 Jun 2008 : 9:01:18 PM
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| yep and still working for sralan. probably shining shoes. nothing wrong with shining shoes just don't need a university education to do it. |
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Merlot
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Posted - 09 Jun 2008 : 11:21:24 AM
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Finally caught up with last weeks TA. Oh not disappointed in the least, it was worth waiting for. Cringetastic mate, made me really smile and smile, nay with a bit of guffawing thrown in as well. Did they squirm or did they squirm. Class.
Still not happy that Lucinda went, no comedy value left now.
Naughty Lee for telling porkies on his CV - two years at TV University or was it 4 months, I can't quite remember. Yeah right.
Sorry, how old is Alex again ? - didn't quite catch it for the 80th time.
Claire, thinks she thinks she pulled. I think not. Giant lemon - if the cap fits......
Helene - playing the "poor me" card at this late stage - well, I'm not sure about that one. Smacks a tad of desperation.
I don't think I really care who wins now, they're all so equally up their own backsides it doesn't matter. But I will still be glued to the TV (well not literally of course, that would just be stupid) on Wednesday.
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Sasha Melia
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Posted - 09 Jun 2008 : 1:09:41 PM
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I've only just caught up too been away on hols. My god the interviews were toe curling especially Lee with his expansion on the truth re his time spent at Uni! What a total moron lying about that and not thinking they would check up?!! The mind boggles!
I don't like any of them at all and IMO none of them deserve the job but to place bets I think Claire might win......or if not Alex  |
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Pixie
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Posted - 10 Jun 2008 : 10:24:49 AM
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| when is it on next. Is it tonight? Don't care who wins either. I heard on the radio that some county council is going to offer the runner up a job. Laughing and laughing and laughing. I have worked for two County Councils as an outside person on 20 weeks contract and a 15 week contract. Perhaps I shouldn't post the rest as don't want to offend anyone. |
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Merlot
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Posted - 10 Jun 2008 : 10:41:18 AM
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| No, go ahead and post it, you know you want to, we need it, I want it. I also worked in local government for over 20 years (probably explains a lot) - it would be hilarious if a CC offered any of them a job. They'd fit right in and help them lose money hand over fist with their "expertise". Oh dear. |
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Pixie
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Posted - 10 Jun 2008 : 3:00:39 PM
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| you clearly already have my drift Merlot. |
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