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susan p
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 Posted - 01 May 2008 : 10:30:05 AM
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Thought it was brilliant last night,laughed so much I had to go to bed early!
They surely cant be real,,,can they?
How would you like to recieve a card telling you to shower more
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Merlot
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England
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Posted - 01 May 2008 : 10:37:39 AM
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Oh happy to see that it was back to it's almost best last night.
Unfortunately, the clock has been ticking for Dafydd, sorry Kevin, and even though he is the only gay in the card shop, his days were numbered. Shame really, he was exceptional comedy value. I think they should have done either a card for Happy Knob's Day (is the apostrophe in the right place, quick someone ring up the Daily Telegraph and ask the Editor...) or even better, Happy Merkins' Day......
Apologies to Raef cos I've been spelling his name wrong. Just wondering when he's going to get his monocle and a butler......
Lucinda is officially turning into Bubble from AbFab.
Jenny Celerererererererereier is growing that chin for Desperate Dan I reckon. She should have gone last night, she was so lucky, poor Kevin was so scared witless he couldn't see the wood for the trees. She dug the hole for him and all he had to do was stumble in, which he did, very pathetically. Eejit. She comes up with the "brilliant" idea, turns into Mrs Smug from Smugland then suddenly realises it's a pile of poop and declines to do the pitch. Cringeworthy viewing at its best.
Poor Sara, talk about being thrown to the sharks when she got back, bet she wished S'ralan had fired her, would have been a lot less painless.
Alex - now if he doesn't stop doing this "mean and moody" look, I may have to go down there myself and take his mirror off him. He's been looking at toooooo many Calvin Klein adverts.
Lucretia Borgia seems to have taken a chill pill, bit disappointing really, her knife never left it's scabbard all night.
Can't wait for next week - all off to Morocco - hope it's to try and sell sand to the Arabs - now that would be fun. |
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Sasha Melia
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England
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Posted - 01 May 2008 : 10:43:16 AM
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| Has anyone noticed how Alex doesn't actually do or say anything? When there are arguments he just sits on the fence and doesn't say a word while the girls argue across him! I am sure it's a tactic to stay in as long as poss without putting himself in the firing line. |
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Kirsty5278
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England
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Posted - 01 May 2008 : 10:49:02 AM
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| ....still laughing.... YES SHE IS BUBBLE ROM AB FAB!!! |
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Pixie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01 May 2008 : 10:51:26 AM
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| I cannot wait for the Moroccons to make mince meat of them. 2 millions shekels for the carpet sir. No no let me give you 3 million - you just know they are going to pay far too much for whatever they buy. I can't wait. |
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Merlot
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England
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Posted - 01 May 2008 : 10:57:56 AM
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| I have visions of them ending up buying Egypt by mistake and having to arrange transport to the UK for 80000 camels which they accidentally swapped all the girls for. |
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Pixie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01 May 2008 : 11:01:16 AM
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| someone is going to treat the Moroccons like imbecilles and you just know that they are going to bump into a someone who is way brighter, sharper and much more sensible than them. Roll on next Wednesday. |
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Merlot
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England
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Posted - 01 May 2008 : 11:04:33 AM
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| Yep, it's called a camel |
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Sasha Melia
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England
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Kash
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England
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Posted - 08 May 2008 : 08:32:46 AM
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Sooooooooooooo pleased that Jenny was FINALLY fired What a liar!
Ha ha really laughed when Sir Alan brought up Michael's CV and his statement of being 'a good Jewish boy' and then not knowing what kosher was The bribery attempt was nasty though. |
      
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Kirsty5278
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England
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Posted - 08 May 2008 : 09:07:44 AM
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I didn't likee either of them!! Infact I think they are all dimwits and I don't understand how sralan could have ANY of them working for him!!
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Pixie
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United Kingdom
6586 Posts |
Posted - 08 May 2008 : 10:30:05 AM
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| I wanted him to sack all of them. You can see them squirm. Squirm snakes squirm. Glad they both went - both were vile. Made me chuckle though - both had their false smiles wiped from their faces. |
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Pixie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 26 May 2008 : 10:06:45 AM
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No no no no no no no no Pixie stamps her foot and pouts and sulks - well only for 3 seconds. Don't really do sulking - you have to think about sulking and remember you're doing it. Far too difficult. anyway I digress......
Raif - Not that I wanted him to win. But comedy genius. Sadly he is no more. Hey Ho. Me thinks Lucinda may win this. |
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Totalrookie
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N. Ireland
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Posted - 26 May 2008 : 10:37:33 AM
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| Yep I was a bit gutted that Rafe went too. Not that you'd employ him or anything, but he was hilarious....his creative hanky ad with Michael and he poncing about like Spielberg was side-splitting. Oh Raef, you will be missed. Why is Helene still there? She's just beige. |
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Pixie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 26 May 2008 : 10:41:06 AM
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| Thats an insult to Beige.......I loved Raef or Raif or Rafe or however you spell it. I loved him being Noel Coward'ish. I loved him being theatrical. Every week he just got funnier. I would employ him. But not in a serious financial/decision making position. Just in a nice to have around and amuse me kind of way. |
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Totalrookie
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N. Ireland
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Posted - 27 May 2008 : 3:25:08 PM
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Can I be a real saddo and bump this up to say it's on tonight instead of tomorrow?! Daren't miss it. I have no life, clearly.
Helene out! |
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Pixie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 28 May 2008 : 10:15:12 AM
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| Why didn't he sack both of them....... WHY!!!!!!?????? Don't get it. |
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Roseanne
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 28 May 2008 : 11:53:24 AM
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| Sorry to ask an odd question, (I can't resist watching the programme; it's addictive) but who'd want to work for Srrrralan anyway? Not me for sure... |
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Pixie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 28 May 2008 : 12:13:23 PM
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| nope or margaret or nick. Actually left all that office stuff a long time ago. I would have once jumped at the chance. No more. |
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Totalrookie
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N. Ireland
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Posted - 28 May 2008 : 3:14:52 PM
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Roseanne, you are dead right. Working for Sralan would be like climbing into a coffin I fear. But they have really ar*ed it up this year IMO. Instead of having an interesting finale to look forward to, we have Devious Alex (if ever there was anyone hanging on coat-tails...), Diamond geezer Lee (nice enough guy down the pub, but Amstrad hotshot? I think not), Helene (what? what? what? Sralan thinks she must have something in her? Yes - rigour mortis), Claire (ok she can sell, but mouth like a bucket) and Lucinda (lovely girl, but just too away with the fairies to be taken seriously).
The only bright spot is the thought of Raef coming back in the last episode to help out. I'm hoping he'll come over all Noel Coward again and make me laugh. Other than that, BORING!!
Eh... not that I mind that much really!
Oh and I could see Nick and Margaret with their own show, a sort of Friday Night Project style thingy, where M gets to raise her eyebrows a lot and Nick shoots down guests with acerbic one-liner after acerbic one-liner!! |
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Merlot
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England
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Posted - 29 May 2008 : 12:04:09 PM
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OK, so who let football out of Room 101 ? I know I have been on holiday but I tuned in last night to watch it and have a bit of a catch up only to find that there's 22 blokes and a ball running up and down a bit of grass like a set of big girls. Oh, so not happy.
Devastated to hear that dear dear Raef has gone - big mistake by S'ralan, he should have kept him in till the end just for the comedy value - I think Raef is actually the illegitmate offspring of Noel Coward and Oscar Wilde. I expect he'll get a job in a play at an end of the pier show......
So who is left then ? Answers on a celebratory card for Singles Day please....... |
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Merlot
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England
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 12:38:25 PM
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Finally caught up with last weeks episode. Michael, Michael, Michael. You were so out of your depth, if I could have I would have thrown you a lifebelt, I wouldn't. Trying to sell a Ferrari in Portobello Market - perleeease.
Is Alex surgically attached to that Great Coat - he looks like an extra from Dr Zhivago.
Lee is sounding more and more like Frank Bruno each week - know what I mean S'ralan. He he he.
Helene - byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Lucinda - love her cos she's as far gone as her first poo.
Claire - mmmm, is playing a good game methinks and could be in the final two. Think the other one in the final two will be a stick - has more idea than the rest of them put together.
Looking forward to tonight and the interviews. Will be watching from behind the sofa through my fingers.
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Pixie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 1:43:35 PM
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| Forgot it was on. I would have missed it. I think Margaret and Nick will win. They're about the right age. |
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Merlot
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England
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 1:51:39 PM
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| I'd like to see Margaret's eyebrows in the final - they'd clear up, way ahead of the competition. |
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Pixie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04 Jun 2008 : 1:56:33 PM
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there the winners - Mags eyebrowns and Nick's glasses. He always looks like he has sucked a lemon. He is probably just in pain watching the idiots bumping into one another as they try to get out the same door at the same time.
Darling Raef Banjo (snigger sp?) was on LK today this morning with The Badger. And I bloody missed it. I would have like to watch it. never mind. |
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