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doug ault
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 Posted - 14 Dec 2011 : 1:10:16 PM
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this is for all the girls
and maybe you lads can learn a thing or two
once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful,independent, self assured princess met up with a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle
a frog hopped into the princess lap and said elegant lady , i was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.one kiss from you, however, and i will turn back into the dapper,young prince that i truly am,and then,my sweet, we canmarry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother living with us and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
that night as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce
she chuckled to herself and thought
i don't f*****g think so
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moatside
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TanyanChewy
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barbara.gregory
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Posted - 16 Dec 2011 : 3:25:06 PM
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Excellent.
I thought of a new "frog" tale.
When the princess kissed the frog he turned into a handsome prince. When David Cameron offer to shake the frogs hand he turned into a petulant schoolboy!
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One for the girls
