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Judith S
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 Posted - 28 Mar 2009 : 4:55:01 PM
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If We Were Mares...
Some group of scientists sat around having coffee one morning (even scientists can't think in the morning without coffee!) and came up with the conclusion that humans are the intelligent species..that homo sapiens are far superior in brain power to all of the other world's creatures....
So, my unscientific brain got to thinking about this one day...about how the world could or would be like if we thought and acted more like our horses. This is what I came up with:
That we (mares) should sit at the kitchen table when our new "Journals" came and pick out our men (stallions). These stallions would be only the best that were allowed to reproduce- good looking, intelligent, athletic, healthy and excel in a particular discipline. All others would be gelded.
Hmmmm.
And that we could pick out a different stallion every year without earning a bad reputation!
That we should be allowed to roam around all day and eat (graze), nap, enjoy the outdoors, and socialize with our buddies as pretty pasture ornaments with all our needs taken care of by somebody else!
That "fat" would be considered a desirable asset and prove that we are "easy keepers".
That we should be waited on--our rooms cleaned, and an all you can eat buffet before us everyday.
That we should get new shoes or a pedicure every five to six weeks and our hair done daily.
That we should be chauffeured around when we need to go somewhere in an expensive vehicle designed just for us...oh and with food in front of us while we travel.
That once our babies are weaned they can't move back home.
That we should have better clothes, grooming supplies, living conditions and medical care than the people that take care of us.
Okay, scientists...now who is really smarter???
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BabsR
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Posted - 28 Mar 2009 : 7:51:59 PM
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Methinks them there scientists have got it all wrong!!!
Our `smart lot` always get first pickings of whatever
is available!! They get the new winter coats,
we just make do with five years ago Parkas
They get the best most expensive food and waited on hand and foot
We have to manage on economy meals...and no one to serve us
New shoes, as and when needed...we manage with our old muckers
And when we have attended to their every need and whim
before returning cold and tired to our own special nests,
what greets us.....
Three JR`s on our favourite chairs, who refuse to budge
until we serve them their dinners, all plated up
before leaping back to the comfort of OUR chairs
to relax and snooze,after a hard day ratting (joke)
So where are our slaves, as we are the superior race.???
No doubt they can be found all smug and warm in their beds
whilst their superior beings, struggle off the wellies
and set about doing it OURSELVES]
Agree......so who REALLY is the smartest ????
Babs
www.SunrayAngloArabianStud.co.uk
Yes indeed......who has the most brains
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Pashon2001
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mogwai
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Posted - 28 Mar 2009 : 7:54:07 PM
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Sigh, if only! Did you see that documentary about Louise Redknap looking into women and bopdy image post and pre pregnancy? Scary stuff. One woman had only put on 8lb at 8 months pregnant! Another woman after having 3 kids was having a "mommy makeover" and having every bit of fat cut off/sucked out and then stiched back up (only in the states but fast becoming a trend here.) 10 hour surgery!!!!
Yep, rather be a mare!
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