I was pottering around the house (this isn't the joke...its the build up!!!), and I just suddenly thought.................... What do you call a fat vicar who likes to sing?
I was fed up with my daughter rattling off "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and "Why did the Romans build straight roads?" jokes in the car last week.
I couldn't resist and stopped her in her tracks with:
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the chicken could see if it was safe to cross.
She told the kids at school the next day and they loved it and now think I'm a cool joke maker! Personally I said it just to butt in but there we go! Shows the mentality of my humour if the 11 yr olds liked it!!
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Posted - 28 Jun 2008 : 10:18:55 AM
), and I just suddenly thought.................... What do you call a fat vicar who likes to sing?
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