did i tell you i went to Blockbusters yesterday i said "can i take out man in Iron mask" n they said "well he's probably not your type"! so i then asked if "i could borrow Batman forever" they said "no you got to bring it back day after" well "ok how about 28 Days later" i said and he shouted "NO TOMOROW" so i walked out n bumpet into this cheater so i chatted her up, i tried pulling a fast one, but then Black beatuy came past chatted her up n got her number, "the dack horse." I then went to the dentist and said "this side of my mouth tasts like strawberrys, the other side tasts like apple and the middle tasts like apple," doctor said "ah not to worry you got wine gums" !!!!!!!
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Posted - 01 May 2008 : 09:38:55 AM
