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Kirsty5278
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  11:40:59 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this topic Add Kirsty5278 to your friends list Send Kirsty5278 a Private Message
My neighbours son bought a moped yesterday so I thought I'd have a go - remind me of my teens!! I've gone off round the block...

As soon as I got on to the main road a police car pulled me over...

The snooty officer said I was wobbling all over the road!!!

I explained about my carpal tunnel wrist thing and waiting my operation but he said he's heard it all before!!! Cheek to call me a liar!!

I had to do a breath test - how embarrassing! On the side of the road with everyone looking too!!

I passed it though - obviously!! But he said he wasn't happy and would like me to attend the station for a urine drug test!!!

I really couldn't believe it! I said look, I have a nine year old daughter and I'm 30 years old for god sake!!! Such an idiot of a bloke!

So they gave me a bottle, to do the business in and sat me in a room.

I was really shaking at this point! I've never been arrested before! Then there was loads of noise out side in the hallway and a fight broke out... I thought bugger it, grabbed the bottle of wee and legged it... silly i know but i don't know what came over me!

As I got round the corner a bloke grabbed me and said "I'm arresting you".... I calmly asked him what for...



he said.... "taking the pi$$"
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Geena
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  11:42:50 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Geena to your friends list Send Geena a Private Message
Oh yeah very good, are you kidding or did this happen??!!!

Zebedee
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Kirsty5278
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  11:43:52 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Kirsty5278 to your friends list Send Kirsty5278 a Private Message
lol... its a joke geena!! sorry a very bad one at that too!
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Merlot
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  11:50:55 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Merlot to your friends list Send Merlot a Private Message
Gawd help us all if this is what happens when you are bored......
photo by Eric G Jones
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Kirsty5278
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England
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  11:53:28 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Kirsty5278 to your friends list Send Kirsty5278 a Private Message
lol... i have more......
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delly-b
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  11:56:19 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add delly-b to your friends list Send delly-b a Private Message
oh that is so funny - I was really beginning to feel sorry for you! xx


Adele

Batley, West Yorkshire
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sarahlock
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England
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  3:31:21 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add sarahlock to your friends list Send sarahlock a Private Message
ha ha ha ha ,i actually thought you had been picked up by the fuzz ! X

Brixham (South Devon )
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vjc
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  3:32:47 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add vjc to your friends list Send vjc a Private Message
very very good!!!!
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lisa b
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  5:06:28 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add lisa b to your friends list Send lisa b a Private Message
brilliant..xx thanksx
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bridie
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  5:47:00 PM  Show Profile  Click to see bridie's MSN Messenger address Bookmark this reply Add bridie to your friends list Send bridie a Private Message
LMAO.......we thought it was true.....KIRSTY go to the naughty step
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Kirsty5278
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Posted - 01 May 2008 :  9:30:02 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Kirsty5278 to your friends list Send Kirsty5278 a Private Message
i'm still on there - since easter!!!!!
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Evie
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Posted - 02 May 2008 :  01:07:54 AM  Show Profile  Click to see Evie's MSN Messenger address Bookmark this reply Add Evie to your friends list Send Evie a Private Message
hahaha very good Kirsty!!
Bristol
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