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Merlot
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  1:22:56 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this topic Add Merlot to your friends list Send Merlot a Private Message
Enjoy ladies.......and don't feel bad if you laugh, just remember we have to put up with the "blonde" jokes......

The Why's of Men


Q. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

A. Because they are plugged into a genius

Q. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

A. They don't have enough time

Q. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

A. They don't stop to ask directions

Q. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

A. Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock

Are you laughing yet ? If not, why not !!

Q. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

A. So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties

Q. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

A. You need a rough draft before you make a final copy

Q. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

A We don't know.....it's never happened

Q. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

A. Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
photo by Eric G Jones
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mummypat
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  1:42:01 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add mummypat to your friends list Send mummypat a Private Message
THATS MY GOOD BELLY LAUGH FOR TODAY,, THANK YOU SO MUCH
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nicolanapper
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  1:57:40 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add nicolanapper to your friends list Send nicolanapper a Private Message
Absolutely brilliant
Nicky
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Judith S
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  2:00:15 PM  Show Profile  Visit Judith S's Homepage Bookmark this reply Add Judith S to your friends list Send Judith S a Private Message
BRILLIANT
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LadyB
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  2:28:51 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add LadyB to your friends list Send LadyB a Private Message
like it!!!!!!
Louise
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LYNDILOU
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  3:19:03 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add LYNDILOU to your friends list Send LYNDILOU a Private Message
Just classic, but dont let the boys see it

www.dreamfield-arabians.com
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Jilly
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  5:52:44 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Jilly to your friends list Send Jilly a Private Message
Sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
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Nut
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  5:54:25 PM  Show Profile  Click to see Nut's MSN Messenger address Bookmark this reply Add Nut to your friends list Send Nut a Private Message
www.ndlarabians.webs.com
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Zoe Tyzack
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  5:58:25 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Zoe Tyzack to your friends list Send Zoe Tyzack a Private Message
Hi

Love it

Zoe.x
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Evie
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  8:39:49 PM  Show Profile  Click to see Evie's MSN Messenger address Bookmark this reply Add Evie to your friends list Send Evie a Private Message
haha very good :-D
Bristol
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katherineepea
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  10:52:13 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add katherineepea to your friends list Send katherineepea a Private Message
how apt!
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Deboniks
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Posted - 28 Jan 2008 :  11:05:17 PM  Show Profile  Click to see Deboniks's MSN Messenger address Bookmark this reply Add Deboniks to your friends list Send Deboniks a Private Message
chuckeljust read to ohGot most right to!!!!......that's not a good thing....is it!???
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ashabarab
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Posted - 29 Jan 2008 :  12:41:48 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add ashabarab to your friends list Send ashabarab a Private Message
brillant..cheered me up


ash
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Tahir
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Posted - 29 Jan 2008 :  11:35:14 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Tahir to your friends list Send Tahir a Private Message
Luvvitt!!!!

Carla, xx.
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