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pat ww
Platinum Member
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 22 Jan 2008 : 8:25:11 PM
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emailed to me, I don't drink but might now!!!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine....
As Ben Franklin said: In Wine there is wisdom, in Beer there is freedom,
in Water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year, we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.
coli) -bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run
that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other
liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink Wine and talk stupid,
than to drink Water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it
as a public service.
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rosyw
Platinum Member
England
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Posted - 22 Jan 2008 : 8:53:55 PM
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I KNEW there must be a reason I prefer wine to water   |
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polly
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Tahir
Platinum Member
United Kingdom
4572 Posts |
Posted - 22 Jan 2008 : 9:42:18 PM
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I am now even more convinced that alcohol is very good for you!!! Therefore I must up my intake!!! Surely it cleanses the body???
Carla, xx. |
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heatherr
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England
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Merlot
Platinum Member
England
3260 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2008 : 10:35:48 AM
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Fish poo in water.......say no more  |
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bridie
Platinum Member
United Kingdom
2395 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2008 : 11:31:51 AM
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Another great Arabian Lines Public Service Anouncement |
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LadyB
Gold Member
England
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Posted - 23 Jan 2008 : 5:09:55 PM
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| excellent, I was looking for a excuse to have a glass tonight!!! Off to the pub! well, not quite yet.. :-( |
Louise
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