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Vera
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 Posted - 22 Jan 2008 : 10:17:13 AM
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1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: They're like little, tiny women in fur coats!!!!!!
"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind." - Cleveland Amory
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." – Anonymous
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
"In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat." - Warren Eckstein
"Beware of people who dislike cats." - Irish Proverb
"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
Dogs have owners; cats have staff.
When you are on the step-ladder changing a lightbulb, your cat looks at you and thinks "what the hell are you up to, you cretin;" your dog looks at you and thinks "I don't know what you are doing, but I still love you anyway"
Cats are the proof of a higher purpose to the universe.
Cats are magical...the more you pet them the longer you both live.
"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat."
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
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LYNDILOU
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mummypat
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Posted - 22 Jan 2008 : 1:50:58 PM
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| it really is describing my cat, only when im trying to rest does she want a fuss and play, but shes lovely, also so nosy |
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CatQueen
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Posted - 22 Jan 2008 : 1:51:27 PM
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| love it vera,and my cats like to watch tv as well lyndilou.we belong to them. |
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Judith S
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DoriBee
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 22 Jan 2008 : 7:28:37 PM
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I like the idea of little tiny women in fur coats!
Dunno who said this, but it's a favourite of mine:
'Anyone who says you can't buy happiness has forgotten about kittens' |
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karen d
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