Just received the following text from my daughter, I must admit it had me going for a couple of seconds "had a crash in the car this morning, hit the back of the car in front, the driver got out - he was a dwarf - and said "I am not happy" so I said which one are you then!!"
OMG - how did the dwarf drive the car in the first place???? Sorry folks - senile moment!!! Rosy give your daughter a gentle kick from me, for coming up with a brill joke!!!