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doug ault
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 Posted - 29 Dec 2011 : 10:31:02 AM
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Bob and his wife live in Toledo, Ohio. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park ........” then the electric power goes out.
Bob’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married, Bob says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
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moatside
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gem@oakmeister
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Posted - 29 Dec 2011 : 11:27:48 AM
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Doug!!!!!!!!!! You are so naughty.
Very funny though. |
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sab2
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gem@oakmeister
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Posted - 29 Dec 2011 : 11:36:59 AM
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Right, this is my one and only joke for the boys, and only because I like it, then, you better duck because I have some goodies for the girls.
What do you call an intelligent blonde.
A golden retriever. |
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gem@oakmeister
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Posted - 29 Dec 2011 : 11:43:21 AM
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What's the difference between single women and married women?
Single women go home, see what's in the fridge then go to bed.
Married women go home, see what's in the bed then go to the fridge. |
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gem@oakmeister
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Posted - 29 Dec 2011 : 12:00:07 PM
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What do you call a woman who does the same amount of work as a man.
A lazy cow. |
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Snow plough
