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doug ault
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 Posted - 20 Dec 2011 : 3:40:39 PM
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A company advertised for new staff and several people were called for interview, the first interviewee sat down opposite the boss and was asked the usual questions and as the interview was coming to a close the boss asked, " do you notice anything unusual about me" yes came the reply " you have no ears" the boss thought this was a bit rude and called the next candidate, went through the usual and asked the same question, "do you notice anything different about me, back came the same reply " yes, you have no ears"
The next candidate was called, same routine, same question at the end, this time the candidate studied the boss at length and said " you are wearing contact lens" the boss asked how the candidate worked that out, "well" said the candidate " you couldn`t wear glasses cos you aint got any ears"
OK, same meat different gravy........
On a related note, Mick and Paddy (I was told this about 30 years ago, so no apologies for the stereotyping) are going for an interview for a job on a building site.
Paddy goes first. The interviewer asks him "What would happen if I poked you in the right eye?". Paddy thinks for a second and says confidently, "I'd go blind in my right eye." The interviewer makes a note and asks: "What would happen if I poked you in your left eye?" Paddy quickly replies, "I'd go blind in my left eye." The final question: "What would happen if I poked you in both eyes?" Paddy: "I'd go blind in both eyes."
The interviewer thanks Paddy, and congratulates him on getting the job. On his way out Paddy whispers to Mick, "It's easy Mick, the answers are blind in your right eye, blind in your left eye, and blind in both eyes." Mick thanks Paddy and heads in for his interview.
The interviewer's first question: "Now Mick, what would happen if I cut off your right ear?" Mick answers as quick as lightning: "Well, I'd go blind in my right eye." The interviewer, a little disturbed, moves on. "What would happen if I cut off your left ear?" "I'd go blind my my left eye", Mick answers immediately. "Mmm, okay, final question, what would happen if I cut off both your ears?" Again Mick answers without hesitation: "I'd go blind in both eyes!"
The interviewer looks in bewilderment at Mick and asks: "How did you work that out Mick?"
Mick thinks for a second or two, then his face lights up and says: "My hat would fall over my eyes!"
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