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LYNDILOU
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 Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 09:41:03 AM
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Test for Dementia
B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.
PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE
IN YOUR LIFE!
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kathleen
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Montikka
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nikki
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jacki
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Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 10:45:01 AM
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i got them right does that mean i have demetia? |
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basbob
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Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 12:08:42 PM
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| I failed all bar one.... Mary. Oh dear! |
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rosie
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Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 1:06:02 PM
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Failed every single one!!!!!!!!!!!!
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deebee
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Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 2:40:19 PM
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I have seen this one before - and I still got them ALL wrong!  |
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Karon
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Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 2:51:09 PM
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| Got them all right - but I have seen it before! |
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jillandlomond
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LYNDILOU
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Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 5:52:06 PM
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This was one of mummy Pats  she and I failed everyone, but then we were both suffering senile dementure how I miss her sense of humour, she was still joking with me right up to the end |
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trinity
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Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 6:53:36 PM
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| This is awful, but brilliant. Failed the whole bloody lot!! |
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Montikka
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Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 7:09:59 PM
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RIP beautiful Mummy Pat - your sense of humour carries on  |
   
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LYNDILOU
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Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 7:18:46 PM
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aww thank you for that, she would be so pleased she was remembered Did I tell you towards the end she told the nurses who looked after her that she was famous? they said "really what for?" she said she was voted woman of the year and she was also on Eastenders she was also very naughty both with me and her sister my aunt, when a couple of times she fained dead! when I exclaimed ,"MUM"she opened her eyes and smiled, she knew what she was doing, naughty to the end |
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nikki
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Posted - 10 Jun 2009 : 10:16:34 AM
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| she certainly was a charchter Lynda, naughty mummy pat, they broke the mould when they made herxxxhugsxxx |
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LYNDILOU
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Montikka
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Posted - 10 Jun 2009 : 2:32:24 PM
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| Bless her! that's a very naughty trick |
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jillandlomond
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Posted - 10 Jun 2009 : 6:22:42 PM
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| Yep, I was just thinking about Mummypat the other day there! Really miss her on here too, she was great fun!! |
    
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