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Gemma
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Posted - 05 Jun 2009 :  9:09:03 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this topic Add Gemma to your friends list Send Gemma a Private Message  Reply with Quote
... because the poo-picking routine went something like this.

Grab empty feedsack and rubber gloves. Walk to field. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face.

Walk to first poo. Pick it up. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face. Put glove back on.

Walk to next poo. Pick it up. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face. Put glove back on.

Walk to next poo. Pick it up. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face. Put glove back on.

Walk to next poo. Pick it up. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face. Put glove back on.

Walk to next poo. Pick it up. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face. Put glove back on.

.... contnue until entire field's worth of poo from 3 horses is cleared.

I love my pone but she has the worst timing!





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Honeyb060674
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Posted - 05 Jun 2009 :  11:40:32 PM  Show Profile  Send Honeyb060674 an AOL message Bookmark this reply Add Honeyb060674 to your friends list Send Honeyb060674 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
LOL Gemma she obviously thinks you need to get your priorities sorted!


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mittens
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Posted - 06 Jun 2009 :  06:17:50 AM  Show Profile  Send mittens a Yahoo! Message Bookmark this reply Add mittens to your friends list Send mittens a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh the perils of the chestnut bum-in-face-requiring scratches!! I have orange bum,bay neck,grey forehead and another orange whole body experience! Makes you smile though doesn't it!!

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Montikka
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Posted - 06 Jun 2009 :  10:32:45 AM  Show Profile  Send Montikka an AOL message Bookmark this reply Add Montikka to your friends list Send Montikka a Private Message  Reply with Quote
lol Gemma - that made me smile


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Gerri
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Posted - 06 Jun 2009 :  11:44:21 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Gerri to your friends list Send Gerri a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ahhhh, it did make me giggle
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geegee
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Posted - 06 Jun 2009 :  12:16:31 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add geegee to your friends list Send geegee a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Gemma,

The thing that strikes me most about your post is that you must have a fantastic relationship with your horse. How lovely that she came over to you for a scratch and that you obliged.

Spending undemanding time like that really builds strong bonds with our horses....
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Kelly
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Posted - 07 Jun 2009 :  8:38:52 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Kelly to your friends list Send Kelly a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jack does that to me. I almost fell over from laughing when he insisted I scratch where his man bits should be, while sticking his head out and up, curling his lip, contorting his body and lifting one hind leg like a dog so I could reach better!


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Gemma
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Posted - 07 Jun 2009 :  10:46:39 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Gemma to your friends list Send Gemma a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Glad I made you all smile! And geegee - that's a lovely thing to say. I do hope that we have a good relationship. I do ask a lot of her, doing endurance, so I think it's only fair that I pander to her every whim in return!

I think it's paid off though - we came 3rd in today's ER!!!!



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Goldenmane
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Posted - 08 Jun 2009 :  06:57:52 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Goldenmane to your friends list Send Goldenmane a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Just read this, brilliant, made a good start to my day! Congratulations on your ER.

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Karon
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Posted - 08 Jun 2009 :  08:49:53 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Karon to your friends list Send Karon a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You mean that's not normal for mucking the field out??? When Khafif was alive it took me twice as long to poo pick because she'd follow me round everywhere wanting a scratch
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