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polly
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  11:40:19 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this topic Add polly to your friends list Send polly a Private Message
following on from the numpy getting the song lyrics wrong on another thread, I thought this might make you all smile ...misheard song lyrics from various sources....please feel free to add to the list;

The Beatle ;Ticket to Ride
" OH ...She'e gotta ticket to ride"
Misheard as " OH She's gotta chicken giraffe"

Eric Clapton.Lay Down Sally
" Lay down sally "
MH as " Lame brown salad"

Prince . Little Red Corvet
" Little red corvet"
MH "Living Co-Ed "

And this from one of our au pairs
Queen Bohemian Rhapsody
" spare him his life for this monstrosity"
MH as " spear him his knife on his long sausages"

And MY favourite
Sting Englishman in New York
"oh-h I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in new York"
MH as " Oh-h I,m an alien, I'm a Lithuanian ,I've got big teeth I'm from Frankfurt"

I,l try to remember some more............







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Merlot
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  11:45:56 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Merlot to your friends list Send Merlot a Private Message
My Dad did a corker back in the 60's. The song was "Fire Brigade" by The Move, the chorus was something along the lines of ...

"get the fire brigade, get the fire brigade..."

Dad's version.......

"eat a pie everyday, eat a pie everyday...."

He thought he was so cool as well in the 60's - hahahahahaha, not after that he wasn't.

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polly
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  11:56:12 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add polly to your friends list Send polly a Private Message
or...
Blondie; Heart of glass
"I once had a love and it was gas "
MH as " Watch out love, don't use the gas!"

Britney Spears.OOp I did it again,
"got lost in a game "
MH as " Got lust in a gay"

Eagles.Hotel California
" warm spell of colitas"
MH as " warm smell, I could eat dust"

and a christmas one, Rudolf the red nosed reindeer
"All the other reindeers loved him, and they shouted out with glee"
MH as " All the other reindeers loved him, eventhough he did have fleas!"


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rosyw
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  12:02:21 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add rosyw to your friends list Send rosyw a Private Message
Polly, there is a website for these, http://www.kissthisguy.com/ I've spent hours giggling also another one you might enjoy http://www.drumjokes.com/
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  12:02:50 PM  Show Profile  Send mittens a Yahoo! Message Bookmark this reply Add mittens to your friends list Send mittens a Private Message
I remember that sone The Israelites which sounded like "My ears are alight"!!
Madonna La Isla Bonita... Last night I dreamed of San Pedro, sounds like "last night I dreamt of potatos"!!

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LYNDILOU
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  4:57:13 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add LYNDILOU to your friends list Send LYNDILOU a Private Message
One song has always puzzled me, Whitney Hustons,"oh I wanna dance with somebody , I wanna left feet with somebody" perhaps someone knows the right words? as I am sure thats not what it is, but thats what it sounds like to me! must say I have had such a belly laugh since I got in and read these


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Pixie
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  6:03:27 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Pixie to your friends list Send Pixie a Private Message
Chris Evans BBC Radio 2 tonight was brilliant - singing made up words to songs.

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frankie
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  6:07:25 PM  Show Profile  Click to see frankie's MSN Messenger address Bookmark this reply Add frankie to your friends list Send frankie a Private Message
Lyndilou...I wana feel the heat with somebody...!! xx




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LYNDILOU
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  7:13:25 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add LYNDILOU to your friends list Send LYNDILOU a Private Message
Oh ok, why would she wanna feel the heat? rather feel the left feet


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delly-b
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  7:57:32 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add delly-b to your friends list Send delly-b a Private Message
How bad is this one....

Madonna - Material Girl
"all his suits are custom made and laundered"

thought that was what it was for years! doh
think its custom made in London?



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Jamana
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Posted - 01 Jul 2008 :  10:51:09 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Jamana to your friends list Send Jamana a Private Message
My dad always thought that Take That's
"all i do each night is pray"

was " all i do is shine my face" !! LOL and he used to sing along constantly!!!

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emma
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Posted - 02 Jul 2008 :  4:02:52 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add emma to your friends list Send emma a Private Message
As a kid i used to sing along to this song (cant think who sings it or the title) but it goes " Ive got my mind set on you"

And i used to think it was " Ive got marmite spread on you" !!

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themewoman
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Posted - 02 Jul 2008 :  4:17:38 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add themewoman to your friends list Send themewoman a Private Message
my OH always makes up his own words, and they sound awful AND he can't sing!!!

and my Mum, well the song Rewind by Artful Doger. , instead 'of REwind, when the crowd say Bo Selecta',

my Mum used to sing...

'REwind, when the crowd say post a letter'. so embarrassing!!!
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polly
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Posted - 02 Jul 2008 :  7:52:39 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add polly to your friends list Send polly a Private Message
Marmite spread on you ! .......the mind boggles ! I think there are special members only clubs for that in Soho...


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LYNDILOU
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Posted - 02 Jul 2008 :  8:44:26 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add LYNDILOU to your friends list Send LYNDILOU a Private Message
so funny


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Rach1
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Posted - 02 Jul 2008 :  9:11:51 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Rach1 to your friends list Send Rach1 a Private Message
This is soo embarassing -
Dolly Parton: Islands in the stream = Irish industry !!!!!!??????
Bee Gees: More than a woman = Four legged woman ?!?!?

Oh dear I need to lay down in a darkened room!
R x
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polly
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Posted - 02 Jul 2008 :  10:12:34 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add polly to your friends list Send polly a Private Message
RACH1 !!! IRISH INDUSTRY !!! what planet are you on ??


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Totalrookie
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Posted - 02 Jul 2008 :  10:33:51 PM  Show Profile  Send Totalrookie an AOL message Bookmark this reply Add Totalrookie to your friends list Send Totalrookie a Private Message
Mika- Big Girls- my sister always thought it was 'get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge, find yourself a big nightie' instead of 'big lady'. The saddo!
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LYNDILOU
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Posted - 03 Jul 2008 :  08:11:00 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add LYNDILOU to your friends list Send LYNDILOU a Private Message
I thought I was the only one who sang/heard the words wrong but Rachel you beat me hands down( Irish Industry)lol


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emma
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Posted - 03 Jul 2008 :  10:15:21 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add emma to your friends list Send emma a Private Message
As a marmite lover i thought it was perfectly natural that someone might want to write a song about it!!

Anyway its come to me now it was George Harrison and Ive got my mind set on you OR my version ive got marmite spread on you!!

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Tahir
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Posted - 03 Jul 2008 :  10:36:22 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Tahir to your friends list Send Tahir a Private Message
Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights!!! Would love to know all of the words to this song, really can't understand the screechy voice. I have in my mind 'porcupine' at some point, think they should have been 'put it right'.

Go on - you know you all want to sing it!!!

Carla, xx.
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Merlot
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Posted - 03 Jul 2008 :  10:46:07 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Merlot to your friends list Send Merlot a Private Message
LOL Irish industry. Classic.

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em wood
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Posted - 03 Jul 2008 :  1:51:19 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add em wood to your friends list Send em wood a Private Message
Ha ha these have really made me laugh.

My sister Amy always gets lyrics wrong and is always asking me to correct her. One of my favourites was in a song with the line

"let the records spin"

which she had been singing (for ages)

" light your raptor skin"

I mean, what the hell is that all about????

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Rach1
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Posted - 03 Jul 2008 :  10:31:52 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Rach1 to your friends list Send Rach1 a Private Message
Hi all, my husband has just read this thread and is considdering having me sectioned - tip of iceberg I think HELP !!!!!! x
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polly
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Posted - 03 Jul 2008 :  10:42:04 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add polly to your friends list Send polly a Private Message
Out on the wiley, windy moors
Wed roll and fall in green.
You had a temper like my jealousy:
Too hot, too greedy.
How could you leave me,
When I needed to possess you?
I hated you. I loved you, too.

Bad dreams in the night.
They told me I was going to lose the fight,
Leave behind my wuthering, wuthering
Wuthering heights.

Heathcliff, its me--cathy.
Come home. Im so cold!
Let me in-a-your window.

Heathcliff, its me--cathy.
Come home. Im so cold!
Let me in-a-your window.

Ooh, it gets dark! it gets lonely,
On the other side from you.
I pine a lot. I find the lot
Falls through without you.
Im coming back, love.
Cruel heathcliff, my one dream,
My only master.

Too long I roam in the night.
Im coming back to his side, to put it right.
Im coming home to wuthering, wuthering,
Wuthering heights,

Heathcliff, its me--cathy.
Come home. Im so cold!
Let me in-a-your window.

Heathcliff, its me--cathy.
Come home. Im so cold!
Let me in-a-your window.

Ooh! let me have it.
Let me grab your soul away.
Ooh! let me have it.
Let me grab your soul away.
You know its me--cathy!

Heathcliff, its me--cathy.
Come home. Im so cold!
Let me in-a-your window.

Heathcliff, its me--cathy.
Come home. Im so cold!
Let me in-a-your window.

Heathcliff, its me--cathy.
Come home........

no mention of a porcupine as you can see


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polly
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Posted - 03 Jul 2008 :  11:02:26 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add polly to your friends list Send polly a Private Message
Robert Palmer Addicted to love
"might as well face it your addicted to love"
became " might as well face it your a d!ck with a glove"

REM Losing my religeon" thats me in the corner....."
became "lets pee in the corner , lets pee on the spotlight loosing my religeon"


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