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Tonim
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Posted - 30 May 2008 :  7:00:23 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this topic Add Tonim to your friends list Send Tonim a Private Message
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.The
doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When
the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'

He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA.'


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Nikkisian89
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Posted - 30 May 2008 :  7:04:40 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Nikkisian89 to your friends list Send Nikkisian89 a Private Message
LOL! That's a good one
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Loopylou
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Posted - 30 May 2008 :  9:49:39 PM  Show Profile  Send Loopylou an AOL message Bookmark this reply Add Loopylou to your friends list Send Loopylou a Private Message
LO very L

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Jilly
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England
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Posted - 30 May 2008 :  11:22:05 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Jilly to your friends list Send Jilly a Private Message
Oh I just love that one
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nicolanapper
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England
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Posted - 01 Jun 2008 :  2:54:05 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add nicolanapper to your friends list Send nicolanapper a Private Message
Very good, I like that!!!
Nicky
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purdeysue
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England
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Posted - 01 Jun 2008 :  6:28:43 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add purdeysue to your friends list Send purdeysue a Private Message
That's priceless!!
Sue.

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