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vjc
Platinum Member
 United Kingdom
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 Posted - 30 Apr 2008 : 5:41:45 PM
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ADULT:
a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now
growing in the middle
BEAUTY PARLOUR:
a place where women curl up and dye
CANNIBAL:
someone who is fed up with people
COMMITTEE:
a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
DUST:
mud with the juice squeezed out
EGOTIST:
someone who is usually ME-deep in conversation
HANKERCHEIF:
cold storage
INFLATION:
cutting money in half without damaging the paper
MOSQUITO:
an insect that makes you like flies better
RAISIN:
grape with sunburn
SECRET:
something you tell to one person at a time
SKELETON:
a bunch of bones with the person scraped off
TOOTHACHE:
the pain that drives you to extraction
TOMORROW:
one of the greatest labour saving devices of today
YAWN:
an honest opinion openly expressed
 AND MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE
WRINKLES:
something other people have. i have character lines!
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