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Gemma Posted - 05 Jun 2009 : 9:09:03 PM
... because the poo-picking routine went something like this.

Grab empty feedsack and rubber gloves. Walk to field. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face.

Walk to first poo. Pick it up. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face. Put glove back on.

Walk to next poo. Pick it up. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face. Put glove back on.

Walk to next poo. Pick it up. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face. Put glove back on.

Walk to next poo. Pick it up. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face. Put glove back on.

Walk to next poo. Pick it up. Take off right hand glove and scratch backside and 'boobies' belonging to the chestnut backside shoved in my face. Put glove back on.

.... contnue until entire field's worth of poo from 3 horses is cleared.

I love my pone but she has the worst timing!


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Karon Posted - 08 Jun 2009 : 08:49:53 AM
You mean that's not normal for mucking the field out??? When Khafif was alive it took me twice as long to poo pick because she'd follow me round everywhere wanting a scratch
Goldenmane Posted - 08 Jun 2009 : 06:57:52 AM
Just read this, brilliant, made a good start to my day! Congratulations on your ER.
Gemma Posted - 07 Jun 2009 : 10:46:39 PM
Glad I made you all smile! And geegee - that's a lovely thing to say. I do hope that we have a good relationship. I do ask a lot of her, doing endurance, so I think it's only fair that I pander to her every whim in return!

I think it's paid off though - we came 3rd in today's ER!!!!
Kelly Posted - 07 Jun 2009 : 8:38:52 PM
Jack does that to me. I almost fell over from laughing when he insisted I scratch where his man bits should be, while sticking his head out and up, curling his lip, contorting his body and lifting one hind leg like a dog so I could reach better!

geegee Posted - 06 Jun 2009 : 12:16:31 PM
Gemma,

The thing that strikes me most about your post is that you must have a fantastic relationship with your horse. How lovely that she came over to you for a scratch and that you obliged.

Spending undemanding time like that really builds strong bonds with our horses....
Gerri Posted - 06 Jun 2009 : 11:44:21 AM
Ahhhh, it did make me giggle
Montikka Posted - 06 Jun 2009 : 10:32:45 AM
lol Gemma - that made me smile
mittens Posted - 06 Jun 2009 : 06:17:50 AM
Oh the perils of the chestnut bum-in-face-requiring scratches!! I have orange bum,bay neck,grey forehead and another orange whole body experience! Makes you smile though doesn't it!!
Honeyb060674 Posted - 05 Jun 2009 : 11:40:32 PM
LOL Gemma she obviously thinks you need to get your priorities sorted!


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