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doug ault
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 Wales
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 Posted - 19 Oct 2014 : 08:03:42 AM
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.”
I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough there was my wife’s golf ball…..stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake.
“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, “Hey this looks like yours!”
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   DOUG.
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