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Ennik
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 02 Jan 2012 : 5:45:01 PM
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced:
'For our closing hymn let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
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The Temperance Sermon
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