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doug ault
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 Posted - 28 Dec 2011 : 08:03:05 AM
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The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrow attention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eight sharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a gay tune, sat down at a table and ordered ham and eggs.
The smile on his face and the twinkle in his eye told everybody present hat he was happy and confident. Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged into the dining room and seated herself across from her 70-year old. Her face was drawn and her voice weak as she ordered toast and coffee.
The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled into the lobby for his morning cigar. As the waitress approached with the bride's toast and coffee, she said, "Honey, I don't understand it. Here you are a young bride with an old husband, looking like you've encountered a buzz saw."
"That guy," said the bride, "double crossed me. He told me he saved up for 60 years and I thought he was talking about money!"
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Ennik
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Callisto
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Posted - 28 Dec 2011 : 09:19:56 AM
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  Zahkira (GR Amaretto x Taffetta)
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Nippo
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Posted - 28 Dec 2011 : 09:30:22 AM
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| Didn't guess that punchline Doug. Excellent. |
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JESSIEMAE
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sab2
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moatside
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rosie
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Posted - 28 Dec 2011 : 12:45:11 PM
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| Haha |
     
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Pasch
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Posted - 28 Dec 2011 : 1:04:36 PM
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Don't worry,Doug,no need to warn,I know you are the joke expert |
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mad alice
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England
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Posted - 28 Dec 2011 : 5:09:42 PM
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| what he started saving at the age of 10? He must have had a post office account! |
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Honeymoon ( Warning It's a Joke)
made me smile