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doug ault
Platinum Member
 Wales
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 Posted - 13 Dec 2011 : 2:20:37 PM
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> UP & DOWN SEX
>
> At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
> gentleman and an elderly lady
> struck up a conversation and discovered that
> they both loved to fish.
>
> Since both of them were widowed,
> they decided to go fishing together the next day.
> The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
> headed to the river to his fishing boat and
> started out on their adventure.
>
> They were riding down the river when there was a
> fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
>
> 'Do you want to go up or down?'
>
> All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
> and pants and made mad passionate love to the man
> right there in the boat !
>
> When they finished, the man couldn't believe
> ?what had just happened, but he had just experienced
> the best sex that he'd had in years.
>
> They fished for a while and continued on down the
> river, when soon they came upon another fork in the
> river.
>
> He again asked the lady , 'Up or down ?'
>
> There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
> and made wild passionate love to him again.
>
> This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
> he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
>
> She said yes and there they were the next day,
> riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
> river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down ?'
>
> The woman replied, 'Down.'
>
> A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
> guided the boat down the river when he came upon
> another fork in the river and he asked the
> lady,? Up or down ?'
>
> She replied, 'Up.'
>
> This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
>
> 'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
> you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'?
>
> She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
> my hearing aid and I thought the choices were
> f.~# or drown...
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   DOUG.
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UP OR DOWN
Really made me laugh!
