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MirandaToo
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England
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 Posted - 22 Feb 2005 : 7:24:30 PM
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The following Q & As were taken from last years British GCSE (16 year olds) exams:
GEOGRAPHY
Q : Name the four seasons.
A : Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q : How is dew formed.
A : The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them sweat.
Q: What is a planet.
A : A body of earth surrounded by sky.
RELIGIOUS EDUCATION
Q : What is a Hindu
A : It lays eggs
TECHNOLOGY
Q : What is a turbine
A : It lays eggs
BIOLOGY
Q : Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A : Premature death.
Q : What is the Fibula
A : A small lie
Q : What does "varicose" mean
A : Nearby
ENGLISH
Q : What does the word "benign" mean
A : Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q : Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand it's meaning.
A : Hands that judicious can be as soft as your face
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