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LauraM
Bronze Member
United Kingdom
195 Posts |
 Posted - 14 Feb 2005 : 4:06:45 PM
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Please read this as if it were the song "I will survive"!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .
But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh*t,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those denim jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,
Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a ***** that small was watching Gladstonerun nude hash,
I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a ***** as small as yours,
is to stick it with a tooth pick & Dip it in tomato sauce.
(Chorus)
Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!
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Kelly
Platinum Member
England
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Posted - 14 Feb 2005 : 4:21:03 PM
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| everyone at work thinks I'm mad as I'm trying not to fall off my chair with laughing!!! |
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LauraM
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United Kingdom
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cassy
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United Kingdom
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JMRT
Gold Member
England
562 Posts |
Posted - 14 Feb 2005 : 4:36:53 PM
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I think I gained a hernia with laughing!
Thanks  have now got to try & load up some horses at a place where someone does think he's gods gift to women-I will have to hum this tune!!!
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tracey_c
Gold Member
England
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Posted - 14 Feb 2005 : 5:24:35 PM
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***FANTASTIC***
Still giggling about it now |
********G4 ROCK********
*****BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE ARABIAN!***** |
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Libby Frost
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United Kingdom
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KNIGHTS ARABIAN
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t_linington
Gold Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 14 Feb 2005 : 7:18:46 PM
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| Very good!! Trev is not laughing as much as me......wonder why?????? |
tina linington
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susan hobson
Silver Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 17 Feb 2005 : 7:32:35 PM
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Fell off my chair laughing, sooooooooooo funny.
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Ash
Bronze Member
England
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Posted - 17 Feb 2005 : 7:51:41 PM
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| Sat here giggling! OH is wondering way, if i could sing i would let him know!!! |
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