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tracey_c
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 Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 10:13:34 AM
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***THIS WAS NOT ME - I PROMISE***
This will make you giggle !
I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the
week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking,etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
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Edited by - tracey_c on 14 Feb 2005 1:51:39 PM
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Wyllow
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Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 10:30:29 AM
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 *falls off chair and clutches ribs with the pain of an attack of uncontrollable laughter*
For goodness sake!!!!!!
What can one say?!?!?!?
Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase :~ RAZZLE DAZZLE 'EM!!!!!! |
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Katie
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Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 10:58:50 AM
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Oh that was so funny!!!!
I had just finished reading it when my phone at work rang (work in a helpdesk, have to answer within 3 rings)
I think the man on the phone must have thought I had strange voice as I tried to talk to him while holding back the giggles!
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nicolanapper
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Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 2:30:26 PM
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Tracey!!!!! like Nikki Oh my god! I can hardly believe it you must have been mortified, that is so funny but makes me want to curl up with embarrasement.
I would change Gynaecologists if you can.
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tracey_c
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Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 3:10:14 PM
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| NO NO NO..... It wasn't me!!!! - honest |
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NC2
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Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 3:20:46 PM
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I read this one once too:
A woman decides to do a bit of "tidying" down below, not sure whether she made use of horse clippers (smirk!) or some scissors but being a sensible sort she placed the clippings in an M&S carrier bag and put it aside to throw away. Sadly she forgot about this when she had to take some clothes back to the store to be returned and reused the bag.......clothes and clippings were dragged out onto the counter by the nice lady at the returns desk for all to see...how she must have cringed... ;-) |
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tracey_c
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Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 3:25:13 PM
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lol
what about the woman that was on her way, stopped off at a public loo, had no loo roll but a tissue in her bag, got to the surgery and the doc looked at her, stopped, got a pair of tweezers and took off a postage stamp!!!!!!!!!! HOW EMBARRASSING! |
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Wyllow
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Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 5:07:31 PM
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Oh blimey, people ~ the NIGHTMARES women endure!!!!( NEVER me of course!!!! )
Still, at least we NEVER suffer the indignity of being carted off to casualty because of "ANYTHING" stuck in a zip !!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*in danger of expiring due to excess MIRTH*
~Nicci
(who has avery cruel streak hehe!)
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tracey_c
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Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 5:22:56 PM
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| My fella's little bro was sitting playing a game on the PS1 ( aged seven and naked - may i add...?) he goes to change the game and closes the case. Carl, my fella, hears a scream and goes to investigate only to be knocked to the groung by a seven year old with his willy caught in a CD case with it DANGLING between his legs!!!! I coudln't stop laughing about it all week!!! |
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NC2
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Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 5:46:24 PM
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| I used to have a gynae who thought it was acceptable to crack jokes, whilst he was working (as it were)....like you need that when you're pretending to be a million miles away... |
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Wyllow
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Posted - 10 Feb 2005 : 6:01:38 PM
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Well, a short time ago, a baby hit the headlines over here for being delivered by and Obstetrician who had been on his way to a party when called in to assist with the birth and he never had time to take off his tuxedo!!!!!
Talk about DRESSING FOR THE OCCASION!
~Nicci
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LauraM
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Posted - 11 Feb 2005 : 08:14:53 AM
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Thank you all, I needed a laugh this morning!!
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suneanarab
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Posted - 11 Feb 2005 : 10:22:08 AM
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oh this was so funny. now have tears running down my cheeks!!! it's a good job the ladies are used to me by now or they'd think i'm mad....though hang on a mo......that's what nev keeps saying as well....god there maybe some truth in it after all hehehe
i have to go for checks very often due to cell probs, i just hope i don't remember this the next time i'm there!! |
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tracey_c
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Posted - 11 Feb 2005 : 10:42:07 AM
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| ****you'll be all sparkly and glittery**** |
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heathermcbreen
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Posted - 14 Feb 2005 : 09:23:03 AM
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That story is brill.
So glad it was not me, I am due the horrid metal scrape thing any day soon.
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Beverley
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Posted - 14 Feb 2005 : 10:51:58 AM
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Tracey,
This has made me giggle and reminded me of a recent visist to the nurse from my smear test.
After making all the preparations ( but no glittery additions like yourself ) I went into for the examination.
" Would you mind if a trainee nurse helps? " I was asked.
No I said, help yourself.
So, lieing back and thinking of Robbie Williams the trainee nurse began the examination. After a bit of poking and prodding, she lifts her head and asked me
" Do you ride horses ?"
Puzzled, I though how the hell can she tell that from down there !!
Panicing, I started to think quickly, have I a stray piece of hay/ straw ? Were my Jods too tight and I have lines? What on earth can i have down that makes her ask this question ????
"Yes i do I" replied but why do you ask ?
" Oh, nothing really, its just you have a strong pelvic floor muscle, popular with horse riders. And in my training they said you should talk to the patient to help them relax "!
Relax ?
I was a nervous wreck when I came out 
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