That's even worse than the one I keep getting on my mobile A friend of mine rang the helpline cos he thought he had swine flu, but all he got was......crackling
answer...you get the trots and come out in rashers!!!!
Airtours are doing cheap flights to mexico....its an offer not to be sneezed at
A man who was concerned about catching swine flu rang the NHS helpline, all he got was crackling on the line!
pooh bear and piglet were walking hand in hand down a leafy lane in the sun, piglet thought to himself "i am so lucky to have pooh bear as a friend" pooh bear thought to himself, "if piglet sneezes he`s f*****g history!!!!
i suppose the big bad wolf wound`nt have to huff and puff to blow thw three little piggy`s house down now, with all those sneezes it would fall down!!!