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angelarab
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Posted - 14 May 2009 :  2:59:44 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this topic Add angelarab to your friends list Send angelarab a Private Message
I haven't been to the off licence or drank a drop for weeks due to the wine flu...


"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened."
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Goldenmane
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Posted - 14 May 2009 :  3:03:02 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Goldenmane to your friends list Send Goldenmane a Private Message
So bad I'm cringing....

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Montikka
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Posted - 14 May 2009 :  3:11:37 PM  Show Profile  Send Montikka an AOL message Bookmark this reply Add Montikka to your friends list Send Montikka a Private Message
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Lanabanana
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Posted - 14 May 2009 :  4:02:10 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Lanabanana to your friends list Send Lanabanana a Private Message
That's even worse than the one I keep getting on my mobile
A friend of mine rang the helpline cos he thought he had swine flu, but all he got was......crackling


Hampshire.
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mittens
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Posted - 14 May 2009 :  7:08:31 PM  Show Profile  Send mittens a Yahoo! Message Bookmark this reply Add mittens to your friends list Send mittens a Private Message

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angelarab
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Wales
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Posted - 15 May 2009 :  09:10:00 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add angelarab to your friends list Send angelarab a Private Message
i have won an all expenses paid trip to Mexico, my freinds are Pig sick.... another bad one !!

"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened."
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vjc
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Posted - 15 May 2009 :  10:01:28 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add vjc to your friends list Send vjc a Private Message


okay here`s some other bad ones!!!

how do you know if you have caught swine flu????

answer...you get the trots and come out in rashers!!!!



Airtours are doing cheap flights to mexico....its an offer not to be sneezed at


A man who was concerned about catching swine flu rang the NHS helpline, all he got was crackling on the line!


pooh bear and piglet were walking hand in hand down a leafy lane in the sun, piglet thought to himself "i am so lucky to have pooh bear as a friend" pooh bear thought to himself, "if piglet sneezes he`s f*****g history!!!!

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angelarab
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Posted - 15 May 2009 :  10:29:52 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add angelarab to your friends list Send angelarab a Private Message
LOL poor piglet

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bertie bagwash
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Posted - 16 May 2009 :  5:15:14 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add bertie bagwash to your friends list Send bertie bagwash a Private Message
How did the pig get on the roof?
The swine flew!

lol
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Montikka
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Posted - 16 May 2009 :  10:12:35 PM  Show Profile  Send Montikka an AOL message Bookmark this reply Add Montikka to your friends list Send Montikka a Private Message


Louise, Warwickshire
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croftys
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Posted - 17 May 2009 :  06:38:21 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add croftys to your friends list Send croftys a Private Message
Brilliant
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vjc
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Posted - 17 May 2009 :  10:26:27 AM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add vjc to your friends list Send vjc a Private Message
i suppose the big bad wolf wound`nt have to huff and puff to blow thw three little piggy`s house down now, with all those sneezes it would fall down!!!

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