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M Robson
Silver Member
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 Posted - 11 Mar 2009 : 6:40:41 PM
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WARNING TO WOMEN!
No doubt you've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and then the bloody body thieves struck again.
My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.
What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night..
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S.
Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart
BTW - These same thieves come into my wardrobe and drawers and shrink my clothes! How do they do it?
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Karon
Gold Member
England
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Posted - 11 Mar 2009 : 7:08:18 PM
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Oh no, you mean it's happened to other women too?
One good thing, boobs that tuck into your waistband are quite useful - they don't excape and give you black eyes when you run! |
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garnet
Platinum Member
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Posted - 11 Mar 2009 : 7:19:15 PM
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| At least they had the decency to give you human parts. My entire body has been swapped for Moby Dick's big sister! |
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Bex
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Wales
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croftys
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England
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Goldenmane
Platinum Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 11 Mar 2009 : 8:21:34 PM
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Help, someone has changed my multi tasking brain as well,,,, |
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M Robson
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Wales
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Leila
Bronze Member
England
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Posted - 12 Mar 2009 : 07:10:28 AM
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Heh most of mine have been taken, except my boobs (I wonder why!)they are still fried eggs  |
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precious
Platinum Member
England
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Posted - 12 Mar 2009 : 08:04:58 AM
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| Love it lol |
     
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Gerri
Platinum Member
England
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Posted - 12 Mar 2009 : 08:58:57 AM
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OMG they have got me too, I just thought I needed ironing  |
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Montikka
Platinum Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 12 Mar 2009 : 10:33:45 AM
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Yeah, me too - how do they manage to nick your face and replace it with bits of orange peel? 
At least they left my teeth (for now) |
   
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mogwai
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Arabian Girl
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England
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Posted - 12 Mar 2009 : 9:50:16 PM
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Hilarious,,,could somone please tell that crow its feet are on my face just in case hes lookin for them.  |
   
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Montikka
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