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pat ww
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 11 Jul 2008 : 9:40:45 PM
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This was emailed to me and thought why not share?
WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE
Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'.
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:
“Hijack an airliner and win a council house”! We have already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. Remember that we are now the fastest growing game on the planet. Anyone can play, provided they do not already hold a valid British passport and you only need one word of English: ‘ASYLUM’!
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.
A few years ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain. Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area In Historic Bedfordshire.
If you still do not understand the rules, just remember there is no need to phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help. It will not cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever. Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, and get along to the ferry terminal. Do not stop in Germany or France. Go straight to Britain and you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth.
Everyone is a winner, when you play 'ASYLUM'.
FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAX PAYER YOU KNOW!
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trinity
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Scotland
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Posted - 11 Jul 2008 : 9:46:37 PM
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| Scarily true. Thank you for sharing. |
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finefilly
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England
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Posted - 11 Jul 2008 : 10:28:08 PM
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| that is so true. i work in a hospital and we have to pay for interpreters for them to have hospital appointments! makes my blood boil actually! |
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nicolanapper
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England
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Posted - 12 Jul 2008 : 09:01:29 AM
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Pat that is amazing, but so true!!! What a load of Mugs, we Brits are!!!
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rosyw
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England
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Posted - 12 Jul 2008 : 10:09:48 AM
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Lately I have seriously wondered whether I should change my nationality! I lose track of the number of different languages heard when in the supermarket, if I look at the court register in the local paper there are rarely any "brits", and the offenses are mainly motoring ones, ie: no insurance, tax, MOT etc., but hey, never mind, it's just a bit more out of our pockets to prosecute, and they'll pay the fines with OUR cash as they're all on benefits!
See, you've got me started. I must stop or I'll go on all day, and I am NOT racist! |
Edited by - rosyw on 12 Jul 2008 10:52:35 AM |
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NUTTER
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England
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Posted - 12 Jul 2008 : 10:26:37 AM
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Me biting tongue oh s*** its bleeding!!!!
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ashabarab
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England
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Posted - 12 Jul 2008 : 2:50:29 PM
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so true and we wonder why we have such high inflation...and taxes keep going up
probally because we are suporting people who do not belong here in luxory hotels..l am all for helping people but it has gone too far...
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