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Pixie
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 Posted - 07 Jul 2008 : 08:32:46 AM
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Ark Royal and Noah's Ark - no longer exist anyway - everything else on this thread is real of course.
The Lurve Boat
Shiver me Timbers or Davey Jones Locker |
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mad alice
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Posted - 07 Jul 2008 : 10:46:43 PM
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shiver me timbers of course....wasn't Davey Jones in the Monkeys?
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Pixie
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Posted - 07 Jul 2008 : 10:51:38 PM
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| no silly that was David Jones with his mates Micky Dolenz, Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork. Don't remember them myself - way way way before my time. |
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Pixie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07 Jul 2008 : 10:58:55 PM
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mask, snorkel and flippers to be taken on cruise
nose plug
ear plug
sink plug
bath plug
ship plug
plug plug |
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Honeyb060674
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 07:05:15 AM
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..A mop for swabbing the decks (far more efficient than a cotton bud me thinks!) A pair of rubber gloves incase said deck should be the 'Poop' deck. A big woolly opully incase of a severe bout of shiver me timbers |
      
Claire & Sunny x
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LittleAmira
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Merlot
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 10:12:11 AM
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Pies..........lots of pies.
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LittleAmira
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Merlot
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 11:41:14 AM
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Scuppers and hosepipes (always handy)
Water wings (you just never know....)
Spare peg leg
Have I already mentioned pies..... |
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Pixie
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 11:46:59 AM
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| Roger, the cabin boy - careful use of coma. I've been here before. |
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Merlot
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 11:50:14 AM
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| Your own personal punka-wallah in the event of the air con failing. |
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Pixie
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 12:15:10 PM
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set of flags for semiphor - in the event of an emergency
little dit dit dit machine for morse coding in the event of an emergency
large torch - for signalling in the event of an emergency
personal lighthouse so that the icebergs sail round you.
a magnifying glass for starting fires easily in the event of an emergency
Rum - in the event of an emergency as well as for recreation - little amira's suggestion
pirate treasure map
black spot
pirate flag
a couple of hankies
a boiled egg
cuddly toy - oh thats a different subject |
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LittleAmira
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 1:21:56 PM
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Compass- incase you need to take over
whistle- iceberg might miss the personal lighthouse
sword- might get nasty and need to keep people off the rum and pies |
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mad alice
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 4:51:06 PM
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Don't forget the brown sauce for the pies as these posh viking boats might only have tomato.
Plasters in case you need to row |
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Merlot
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 4:54:48 PM
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Defo the brown sauce, preferably Branston Fruity, a pie isn't a pie unless it's wearing brown sauce - that goes for bacon butties as well.
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Honeyb060674
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Pixie
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 8:52:57 PM
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| I take a pair of water skies and a jet ski bike and also a full paragliding kit |
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mad alice
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Posted - 08 Jul 2008 : 10:27:43 PM
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| Can you swin Clair? If not forget the jet ski you could drowded if you fell in. Besides Jaws might get you!!! Der der der, der der der der der....Look out for patches of blood where people have fallen overboard. Don't forget to take a camera too, just in case their are any celebs on board. |
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Pixie
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Posted - 09 Jul 2008 : 09:54:40 AM
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| Sowester..... how do you spell sowester. do we care? |
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Merlot
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Posted - 09 Jul 2008 : 10:02:17 AM
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| I think you spell it "unflattering yellow placcy hat with upturned brim guaranteed to make you look like a muppet"........ |
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Christine Pollard
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Posted - 09 Jul 2008 : 10:07:09 AM
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| Celine Dion album with the theme song from the Titanic on. Maybe not, a few days listening to that you may throw yourself overboard! |
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Pixie
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Posted - 09 Jul 2008 : 10:07:49 AM
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Oh I thought it was unflattering yellow cape complete with ugly hood guaranteed to make you look like a muppet
So whats a cape with hood called then? |
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Tahir
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Posted - 09 Jul 2008 : 10:18:26 AM
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Isn't it Sou'wester (summink like that anyway) - take one, just in case!!!!
Carla, xx. |
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Merlot
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Posted - 09 Jul 2008 : 10:59:05 AM
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| An anorak gone baaaaaad. |
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Pixie
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Posted - 09 Jul 2008 : 11:29:44 AM
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| Kaghoooool - another stupid word for a piece of clothing that makes you look stupid |
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