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Leila
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England

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Posted - 06 Jun 2008 : 07:46:58 AM

Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall performance-particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programmes such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and housecleaning 2.6 crashes the system. I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to no avail.
What can I do?
Desperate.

Dear Desperate

First, bear in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command 'http.I thought You Loved me.htm' and try to download Tears 6.2 and dont forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that works as designed Husband 1.0 should automatically run Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or even Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad programme that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother in Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all system resources). Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 as this is an unsupported programme and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great programme but it does have limited memory and does not pick up new routines quickly.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck.
Tech Support.