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madmare
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England
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 Posted - 12 May 2008 : 2:22:17 PM
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This is the Amazing New Dressage Test for horses Unsuitable to become Anything (1974)
A Enter at Ordinary Serpentine
X Sprawl. Salute
C Stop Dead, Stare at Judge in Horror, shy to left. Continue at Working Gallop
E Stagger Left 20 or 15 or 22 metres diameter circle/pear shape/five pointed star. Avoid excessive leg crossing.
K Begin to Halt
Z Keep trying
F You can do it!
B Pull reins Hard-Give Up, continue at extended Gallop
H Recover right stirrup, continue at working trot, bouncing
MKT Change rein, lose reins, remove horse from judge's lunch table, ask judge for leg up, jump back into the arena.
Z Turn down centre line, halt, Grin, salute, Scratch cheek, Burst into tears, leave arena at free walk on a long rein, VERY loose language!
I think anyone who has ridden a dressage test has had a day like this!!!!
Emma xx
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Edited by - madmare on 12 May 2008 2:34:47 PM
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