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arabic
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Posted - 29 Apr 2008 :  3:58:20 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this topic Add arabic to your friends list Send arabic a Private Message
First Time S*x

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had s*x before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some cond0ms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about cond0ms and s*x.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be really going for it, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
'Oh,' she said 'I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
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Gerri
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Posted - 29 Apr 2008 :  4:01:02 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Gerri to your friends list Send Gerri a Private Message
that is absolutely classic brilliant
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Merlot
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Posted - 29 Apr 2008 :  4:04:19 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Merlot to your friends list Send Merlot a Private Message
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, love it.

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LadyB
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Posted - 29 Apr 2008 :  4:34:06 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add LadyB to your friends list Send LadyB a Private Message


Love it!!!

Louise

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Kirsty5278
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Posted - 29 Apr 2008 :  4:47:07 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Kirsty5278 to your friends list Send Kirsty5278 a Private Message

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delly-b
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Posted - 29 Apr 2008 :  7:12:09 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add delly-b to your friends list Send delly-b a Private Message
Fab!!



Adele

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ashabarab
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Posted - 30 Apr 2008 :  5:57:45 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add ashabarab to your friends list Send ashabarab a Private Message
fab

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vjc
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Posted - 30 Apr 2008 :  6:03:06 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add vjc to your friends list Send vjc a Private Message
LOL GOOD ONE!

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Nut
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Posted - 30 Apr 2008 :  7:23:36 PM  Show Profile  Click to see Nut's MSN Messenger address Bookmark this reply Add Nut to your friends list Send Nut a Private Message
made me lol!!

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kate king
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Posted - 30 Apr 2008 :  8:02:35 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add kate king to your friends list Send kate king a Private Message
Very good!!

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Roseanne
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Posted - 30 Apr 2008 :  8:45:43 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Roseanne to your friends list Send Roseanne a Private Message

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basbob
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Posted - 30 Apr 2008 :  8:50:14 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add basbob to your friends list Send basbob a Private Message
funny!

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ginger horse
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Posted - 30 Apr 2008 :  9:11:44 PM  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add ginger horse to your friends list Send ginger horse a Private Message
brilliant


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I can resist anything except temptation !!
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Tahir
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Brill!!!

Carla, xx.
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moatside
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