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rosyw
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 Posted - 09 Sep 2007 : 09:49:34 AM
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While tidying up this morning I found a book my dauhgter bought for me, it's "The Little Book of Crap Advice"!
My favourtie one is:
NEVER play leapfrog with a Unicorn 
Always makes me giggle
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LYNDILOU
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Jilly
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rosyw
Platinum Member
England
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Posted - 09 Sep 2007 : 10:33:05 AM
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OK Lynda, here's a few
Never hit a man with glasses, use a baseball bat!
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, remove the spoon from the cup.
A balanced diet is a cake in each hand |
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avanti
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England
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Posted - 09 Sep 2007 : 10:48:14 AM
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| Brilliant Rosy, think we need the whole book, need cheering up lately, Mandy |
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rosyw
Platinum Member
England
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Posted - 09 Sep 2007 : 11:07:58 AM
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
Abandon the search for truth, settle for a good fantasy.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Do not suffer in silence if you can make others suffer with you. |
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LYNDILOU
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rosyw
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England
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Posted - 09 Sep 2007 : 1:28:44 PM
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Don't work out - no pain, no pain!
Laugh at your problems, imagine them happening to someone else.
Keep flies out of your lounge. Leave a bucket of horse manure in the kitchen! |
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Zan
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Scotland
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Posted - 09 Sep 2007 : 2:27:06 PM
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They are all funny but
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
made me laugh out loud |
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rosyw
Platinum Member
England
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Posted - 10 Sep 2007 : 09:03:47 AM
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I like that one too
OH says this is the best though
How to satisfy a woman:
Adore, appreciate, beguile,captivate, caress, charm, cherish, coax, commit to, compliment,console, delight, embrace, empathize, enchant, enthral, hug, humour, idolize, indulge, massage, nuzzle, pamper, phone, placate, promise, relish, respect, sacrifice for, savour, serenade, spoil, treasure, understand, venerate, worship.
How to satisy a Man:
Show up naked!! |
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Lila
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Netherlands
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Posted - 10 Sep 2007 : 09:25:47 AM
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Love that last one Rosy
Monique |
M. Lankhaar |
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pleasures
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Geena
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England
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Posted - 10 Sep 2007 : 11:38:18 AM
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What worse than a bull in a china shop?
A hedghog in a condom factory  |
  
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