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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Videos: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by doug ault[/i] [br]So, 2 hours into a trans-atlantic flight the pilot announces "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to tell you that our engines have developed a serious fault and you are all advised to fasten your seat belts and await further instructions" On hearing this a woman becomes hysterical and ploughs her way past cabin crew and into the cockpit. "Are we going to crash" she screams "Are we going to die" "Well" says the pilot "It is a real possibility" "Will you do one thing for me" asks the lady "before I die, will you make me feel like a woman again" "Yes, of course" says the pilot, and slowly unbuttons his shirt. He hands it to her and says "Iron that for me will you" [/quote]    -  HTML is OFF | Forum Code is ON    Insert a Flickr Image or Video Check here to include your profile signature.