| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| doug ault |
Posted - 15 Oct 2014 : 07:30:48 AM
So, 2 hours into a trans-atlantic flight the pilot announces "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to tell you that our engines have developed a serious fault and you are all advised to fasten your seat belts and await further instructions"
On hearing this a woman becomes hysterical and ploughs her way past cabin crew and into the cockpit.
"Are we going to crash" she screams "Are we going to die"
"Well" says the pilot "It is a real possibility"
"Will you do one thing for me" asks the lady "before I die, will you make me feel like a woman again"
"Yes, of course" says the pilot, and slowly unbuttons his shirt. He hands it to her and says "Iron that for me will you" |
| 4 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Quarabian |
Posted - 15 Oct 2014 : 8:46:36 PM
That woman was a pessimist. A real woman would have fastened her seat belt and enjoyed the ride! |
| barbara.gregory |
Posted - 15 Oct 2014 : 5:15:41 PM
The pilot was obviously a real men!
Barbara |
| Goldenmane |
Posted - 15 Oct 2014 : 10:54:37 AM
What's an iron?
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| Callisto |
Posted - 15 Oct 2014 : 07:39:07 AM
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