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doug ault Posted - 22 Dec 2011 : 08:56:02 AM
i found an advent calender today,
especially for jehovahs witnesses.

everytime you open a door
it tells you to

f..k off!!
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Nippo Posted - 26 Dec 2011 : 5:33:54 PM
Did anyone see the episode of Mrs Brown's boys when she invited the Mormons in for tea. It was hysterical, that's the way to make sure they never come back. Which reminds me, Mrs Brown is back tonight in the first of the new 7 week series. Can't wait for that.
saddlebred Posted - 26 Dec 2011 : 4:18:55 PM
Not been on here for a while. Ive missed you Doug. You are always good for a belly laugh :)
moatside Posted - 23 Dec 2011 : 05:41:37 AM
Libby Frost Posted - 22 Dec 2011 : 7:43:56 PM
reminds me of a joke ; i invited a JW into the house last week, made em comfy, and then said right what do you wanna talk about? JW goes F**k knows, never got this far before....
complete novice Posted - 22 Dec 2011 : 7:34:37 PM
BRILLIANT, really made me roar, thank you
Quarabian Posted - 22 Dec 2011 : 10:17:11 AM
No!!! Doug.

Though this was timely. When we moved here we thought one of the advantages was no uninvited guests. The drive is so steep and rough and three gates to open plus you can't really tell from the road that anyone lives here. You guessed it, we had a visit from the JW last week while we were busy doing sheep feet trimming. They didn't stay long.


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