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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Videos: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by doug ault[/i] [br] > UP & DOWN SEX > > At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly > gentleman and an elderly lady > struck up a conversation and discovered that > they both loved to fish. > > Since both of them were widowed, > they decided to go fishing together the next day. > The gentleman picked the lady up, and they > headed to the river to his fishing boat and > started out on their adventure. > > They were riding down the river when there was a > fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, > > 'Do you want to go up or down?' > > All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt > and pants and made mad passionate love to the man > right there in the boat ! > > When they finished, the man couldn't believe > ?what had just happened, but he had just experienced > the best sex that he'd had in years. > > They fished for a while and continued on down the > river, when soon they came upon another fork in the > river. > > He again asked the lady , 'Up or down ?' > > There she went again, stripped off her clothes, > and made wild passionate love to him again. > > This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so > he asked her to go fishing again the next day. > > She said yes and there they were the next day, > riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in > river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down ?' > > The woman replied, 'Down.' > > A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman > guided the boat down the river when he came upon > another fork in the river and he asked the > lady,? Up or down ?' > > She replied, 'Up.' > > This really confused the gentleman so he asked, > > 'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked > you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'? > > She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing > my hearing aid and I thought the choices were > f.~# or drown... [/quote]    -  HTML is OFF | Forum Code is ON    Insert a Flickr Image or Video Check here to include your profile signature.