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doug ault Posted - 07 Dec 2011 : 07:24:17 AM
How I learned to mind my own business

I was walking past the local mental hospital the other day and I heard all the patients shouting, 13, 13, 13,
The fence was far too high for me to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I managed to look through to see what was going on ....

All of a sudden out of nowhere someone poked a stick through the gap and hit me right in my eye.



Then they all started shouting 14, 14, 14


My wife has been missing for nearly a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst, so I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

I was at a cashpoint the other day and a little old lady in front of me asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I took my Rotweiler to the vets the other day, the vet picked him up to have a look and said "sorry I`m going to have to put him down" I said "what cos he`s ill " no said the vet its cos he`s bloody heavy"

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Nippo Posted - 08 Dec 2011 : 10:28:16 AM
Thank you Doug, I always enjoy your humour. A smile with my cuppa.
Meggie-Lu Posted - 07 Dec 2011 : 9:19:45 PM
Love it!
complete novice Posted - 07 Dec 2011 : 9:07:04 PM
Originally posted by sab2

cheered me up with them Doug


Yep me too
sab2 Posted - 07 Dec 2011 : 11:58:04 AM
cheered me up with them Doug


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