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doug ault
Posted - 07 Dec 2011 : 07:24:17 AM How I learned to mind my own business
I was walking past the local mental hospital the other day and I heard all the patients shouting, 13, 13, 13, The fence was far too high for me to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I managed to look through to see what was going on ....
All of a sudden out of nowhere someone poked a stick through the gap and hit me right in my eye.
Then they all started shouting 14, 14, 14
My wife has been missing for nearly a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst, so I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
I was at a cashpoint the other day and a little old lady in front of me asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I took my Rotweiler to the vets the other day, the vet picked him up to have a look and said "sorry I`m going to have to put him down" I said "what cos he`s ill " no said the vet its cos he`s bloody heavy"
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Nippo
Posted - 08 Dec 2011 : 10:28:16 AM Thank you Doug, I always enjoy your humour. A smile with my cuppa.
Meggie-Lu
Posted - 07 Dec 2011 : 9:19:45 PM Love it!
complete novice
Posted - 07 Dec 2011 : 9:07:04 PM
Originally posted by sab2
cheered me up with them Doug
Yep me too
sab2
Posted - 07 Dec 2011 : 11:58:04 AM cheered me up with them Doug