| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| basbob |
Posted - 08 Jun 2009 : 9:08:03 PM
Does everyone else get daft Emails?
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
> me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
>
> One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
> before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
>
> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
>
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
> And the moral of this story is:
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
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| 8 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| rosie |
Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 2:32:52 PM
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| precious |
Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 10:57:49 AM
lovely lol |
| nikki |
Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 10:29:07 AM
very good! |
| Montikka |
Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 10:14:11 AM
very good |
| Offira |
Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 10:03:48 AM
I love that! |
| Nut |
Posted - 09 Jun 2009 : 08:28:46 AM
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| jillandlomond |
Posted - 08 Jun 2009 : 11:31:58 PM
LOL!! |
| guesswho |
Posted - 08 Jun 2009 : 11:11:04 PM
Very funny and will definitely pass along to friends. |
