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Pasha
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 Posted - 20 May 2009 : 3:52:12 PM
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Thought I'd start a little thread where we can all ask those annoyingly inanswerable questions! No answers needed, just get it off your chest!
I will start:
Why do Grey horses lay in poo?
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delly-b
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 20 May 2009 : 4:26:17 PM
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ha ha good one!
ok... why do men snore and keep you awake all night long?? |
       
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jacki
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 20 May 2009 : 6:00:36 PM
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are chillies called chillie when there hot? (as is the county!)
o and while im on it why do we have one sheep or a field of sheep not a field of sheeps? |
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BabsR
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England
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Posted - 20 May 2009 : 6:19:52 PM
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why do they ALWAYS, poo, wee and then roll....in a feshly laid bed that you have just spent an hour preparing......and why do we bother...might as well throw in the bales and let them make their own bed!!!!
Babs
www.SunrayAngloArabianStud.co.uk
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jillandlomond
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Karon
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England
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Posted - 20 May 2009 : 7:51:40 PM
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| Why do my cats always like to sleep right across the keyboard, why won't they sleep on my lap while I'm typing? |
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mittens
Platinum Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 21 May 2009 : 07:31:27 AM
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why do my cats go into their litter trays,turn round,come out,pooh on the floor and then try to bury it with the lino?!! |
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delly-b
Gold Member
United Kingdom
1107 Posts |
Posted - 21 May 2009 : 07:45:18 AM
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| why do we always wake up really really early when we can have a much cherished lie in... and when we have to get up early, we cant?? |
Adele
Batley, West Yorkshire |
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geegee
Platinum Member
England
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Posted - 21 May 2009 : 11:36:16 AM
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Fun topic 
Why do my neighbours bib their car horn when they drive past me whilst I am leading/riding a horse???? grrrr....
Why do "non-horsey" people think that horses are a tie?
On a positive note  ....
Why are my horses the most beautiful horses in the whole wide world?   |
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Goldenmane
Platinum Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 21 May 2009 : 1:58:21 PM
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Mittens, having same problem!!
Why do people ask you if you have to do your horses on Christmas day?
Why do freezers break down when you have just filled them up!
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Honeyb060674
Platinum Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 21 May 2009 : 6:53:47 PM
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Why does it always rain when I put my washing out?
Why does my pony insist on tipping her food on the floor & then looking at me innocently "Mum I can't POSSIBLY eat that now its dirty!"
Why when you have money to shop you can't find anything..yet when you don't theres LOADS of lovely things?
Why do people call when you've just sat down to eat/watch fav TV programme?
Why are there more tractors on the roads than in the fields!?
Oooo the list is endless! |
      
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Vera
Membership Moderator
United Kingdom
8652 Posts |
Posted - 21 May 2009 : 9:12:42 PM
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| Why do you just have to scrape off the the prize on a scratch card even though you know you haven't won anything. |
    
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delly-b
Gold Member
United Kingdom
1107 Posts |
Posted - 22 May 2009 : 09:55:25 AM
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| Why do Croissants and Coffee look far more appealing than stables of poo that need mucking out?! (and of course a look at the latest updates on FB and AL!) |
Adele
Batley, West Yorkshire |
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rosie
Platinum Member
England
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Posted - 22 May 2009 : 7:05:22 PM
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| Why does your horse go lame the night before a show when its been sound for the rest of the year! |
     
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mittens
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United Kingdom
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Goldenmane
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mittens
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Nut
Platinum Member
United Kingdom
2838 Posts |
Posted - 25 May 2009 : 2:46:27 PM
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| Why...do we alsways get paid after the bank holiday weekend....lucky I have been able to enjoy lovely rides and the glorious sunshine in the garden this weekend... |
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Pashon2001
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Posted - 25 May 2009 : 3:27:39 PM
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Why are foals born at ridiculous o'clock and always 5 minutes after you dozed off??
Why do horses always get sick at ridiculous o'clock so the vet fee is double??
Why do picky eaters instantly go off the NEW FOOD as soon as you buy 5 sacks of it??
Why do my dogs run off with my shoes??
And the last one WHY oh WHY do my dogs insist they need to go to the bathroom the second I shut the back door that has been open all day!!!!!!!! |
     
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barbara.gregory
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 29 May 2009 : 2:01:22 PM
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Why does my colt always have to step on my foot when I am putting his headcollar on, swear he does it on purpose? I would never dare wear sandals as my feet are always black with bruises.
Why does my colt always have to shout his head off when I put him out at 6.30am so all the neighbours moan; he can't go out later as I need to do the stables and get to work?
Why do my mares wink and squirt everywhere when mums bring their children to see my horses?
And while they are doing that why does my stallion grow a fifth leg?
I do know the answer to why do my greys lie in poo, roll in mud and get as filthy as they can. I just love bays and they are trying to please me by becming bays!!!
Barbara
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Pasha
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England
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Posted - 29 May 2009 : 4:35:53 PM
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| Why do said Greys that love rolling in poo and mud, always come galloping to the gate when called, except when you're in a rush (or in inappropriate shoes) and of course, they are as far away from the gate as possible? |
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barbara.gregory
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 29 May 2009 : 7:02:08 PM
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Said greys will ALWAYS gallop to the gate when it is wet and muddy especially if they can slash mud all over you.
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avanti
Platinum Member
England
2222 Posts |
Posted - 29 May 2009 : 7:58:35 PM
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Why do you run round like a blue ars-d fly putting rugs on as the heavens open,only to get completely soaked and the sun come out immediately, even tho there was no break in the cloud 5 mins ago,
and why do they suddenly decide they've never seen a rug and we don't know who you are? |
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barbara.gregory
Platinum Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 30 May 2009 : 08:48:20 AM
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Even though I know the answer:
Why does the colt I bought last autumn do the wall of death when I try to put a rug on or take it of (Answer; he wasn't ever rugged before I bought him). It is like trying to commit suicide in the worst possible way. You would think he would get used to it but he gets worse. I will buy a summer sheet and hope that with a little rug that can be opened out he gets the idea before next winter. I am getting too old to be bashed about the stable on a regular basis and there must be more blood out of my veins than in them by now judging by the bruises!!!!
Geegee, sadly your horses are the second most beautiful horses in the world; mine are the most beautiful ( if we discount the horses in the middle east, Ansata, Imperial, al Nakeeb, NK, and several others!
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Judith S
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Posted - 30 May 2009 : 11:23:36 AM
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Gerri
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